| 18 Sep | PokerOffice - Get It FreePosted by PokerBarney on 11:18PM, 18th Sep 2006Permalink |  Send to a friend |  RSS feed |
I'm talking about poker software today. There seems to be a wave of it washing over the online pro world - odds calculators, player note takers, hand replayers, statistic producers and even... bots. There's been speculation for a while now as to whether they exist or not, and now we have proof. It's all there with promises of improving your game, making you a better player, making it more fun, and ultimately - increasing your profits.
So what about bots? For the tiny sum of just $199, you can get your hands on a program that will earn you a "risk free $750-$1500 every day". And, it's tax free apparently. I don't think this can be true in the USA though, since gambling is tax deductable. Lie #1. They promise 100% guaranteed success (lie #2), no more losing days (lie #3)... blah blah blah.
Of course, it's all a bit dodgy. The "screenshots" page shows only one capture, and it looks entirely unconvincing. Before I part with almost $200, I want good hard proof that what I'm buying isn't junk. Anyway.. I just thought I'd have a rant about these bots. It's another example of the get rich quick hype that I talked about in a previous post. I'm not going to give out the URL for the bot, but I'm sure you can search for "poker bot" and find it. Not that you'd want to.
Seeing as I've found a bad bit of software, I should probably talk about a good bit as well... Yes, I know, shocking as it might sound, there is beneficial software out there that will do what it says on the tin. It's not all bad! Dear reader, read on.
So wait. Stop the press, and check this out for a second. I finally gave in and actually got some poker software the other day, and it worked out
well.
PokerOffice is the be all and end all in real time analysis for your online
poker play. It's the de factor industry standard, and online pros are rarely seen without it. It does so much, I've been using it for a week, and I'm
wondering how I ever played without it.
PokerOffice allows you to track all of your opponents actions as well as your own
game, while you are playing, without any need for hand histories or user input. It stores all the collected data and brings you summarized statistics
reports, spreadsheets, and graphs of you own and your opponents play.
It does all this...
- Live Game Tracking
- Real Time Heads Up Display
- Hand Replayer
- Extended Statistical Graphs
- Shows Mucked Hands
- Track Tourneys And Cash Games
- And More...
And now you can get it for free!
I was so impressed with it I've done a deal with PokerOffice, so our readers can get
it for free, instead of the usual price of $79. All you have to do is sign up with one of 6 different sites (PartyPoker, PokerRoom, Titan,
TowerGaming, PokerLoco, NoblePoker), and deposit some money. On top of that, you get a special deposit bonus!
So - free software, plus a huge deposit bonus of up to $500. Get PokerOffice - what are you waiting for?
The important thing is that there are no promises of thousands of $$ extra profit every day, there's no 100% risk free money back guarantee that it will make you a millionaire overnight, there's no crappy 20 page long sales letter. It's just good software that takes some of the work out of tracking your play and your opponents. Not rocket science :)
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Tue 19th Sep 2006 12:52
it makes me laugh that people buy these bots! why would someone design a program that could make $750 a day then tell the whole world about it, advertise it on the net so the poker companies can buy it and detect it and sell it for $79 or whatever? lmfao, gg common sense! a few months back cadmunkey (http://cadmunkey.wordpress.com) and i found a bot on poker stars which we reported and "it" was banned within minutes of us reporting it. they only play the odds, play abc against them and they are beatable, at the moment! they will get better but then the security of sites will have to increase also to counter it.
i've heard good things about poker office but i'm a poker tracker advocate myself. it was the first software i fell onto and one that has stood me well.